You are in front of a soda machine.
Turns out, you can insert ANYTHING into the machine and get ANYTHING back!
Your post starts with "Gets ......" based on the previous poster's Insert and concludes with a new "Inserts ......"
I'll start here and then follow on to give you the idea. Let's say previous person ended their post with "Inserts: cold rainy day". So the next post would look something like this...
Inserts: cold rainy day
Gets: warm sunny day
Inserts: really bad drivers
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Inserts: Really bad drivers
Gets: Courteous, careful, blinker using drivers.
Inserts: boiled okra (yuck!)
Inserts: boiled okra
Gets: A BRAND NEW CAR! (lol...that was in my best Bob Barker voice)
Inserts: pointy toed shoes
Inserts: pointy toed shoes
Gets: A Podiatrist who can magically turn feet into objects of art that actually feel good.
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Inserts: Cheap jewelry from WalMart
Inserts: Grape Jelly Packets
Gets: Two Tickets to Paradise and a shrubbery
(sorry, still stuck on Monty Python from another thread...haha)
Inserts: a shrubbery 
Inserts a shubbery...
Gets jimi hendrix......
(sorta like pressing the COKE button and getting a Diet 7-Up) 
Inserts: Fried Chicken
Gets Scrambled Eggs
Inserts Raw Egg
Insert Raw Egg
Gets Jimmy Dean Egg&Biscuit
Insert Florence City council
Insert Florence City council
Get machine jammed
Insert Pigs Feet
Inserts Baked potato
Gets chocolate cake
Inserts: Silly Putty
Inserts:Silly Putty
Gets:Gumby
Inserts:Gasoline
Inserts: Gasoline
Gets: A Prius
Inserts: Pumpkin seeds
Inserts: Pumpkin seeds
Gets: Cinderella's Carriage 
Inserts: Justin Bieber
Gets bad haircut.
Insert Canadian quarters.
Insert Canadian quarters -
Get universal health care.
Insert broken guitar pick...
Inserts: Life Insurance Policy
Gets: Immortality with a side of chocolate for the win, please. 
Inserts: Coconut (blech!)
Inserts: Coconut
Gets: Pina Colada
Inserts: Stinky Sock
Inserts: stinky sock
Gets: slinky pair of stockings belonging to Angelina Jolie
Inserts: tickets to drag race
Inserts: A years worth of gas money.
Gets: Half a tankful.
Inserts: Autumn leaves
Inserts: Autumn leaves
Gets: Compost for the garden
Inserts: My dog "Fred"
Inserts: Peede's dog Fred
Gets: $500 fine for animal cruelty
Inserts: potato chip
Inserts: potato chip
Gets: a flying carpet
Inserts: slackers
Inserts: Slackers
Gets: Asian workforce
Inserts: Fat woman
Inserts: Used kitty litter
Gets: Set of china
Inserts: Cheesy puffs
Inserts: Cheesey Puffs
Gets: orange fingers
Inserts: snowflake
Inserts: Steak sandwich
Get: meatloaf
Insert: Dill pickle
Insert: Dill Pickle
Gets: jelly filled donut
Insert: rotten egg
Insert: rotten egg
Get: compact endless pool
Insert: beets
Insert: Beets
Gets: A purple dress
Inserts: feather duster
Inserts: feather duster
Gets: slightly dazed parakeet
Inserts: toy racecar
Insert: toy racecar
Gets: Left-handed Smoke Shifter
Insert: Fundy
Inserts: Fundy
Gets: Black hearted atheist
Inserts: HONEST person
Inserts: HONEST person
Gets: cylindrically-shaped politician
Inserts: cylindrically-shaped politician
