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Could someone explain to me, please, exactly what the homosexual agenda is?

i've heard about it for years, and the only thing i've ever seen that can be remotely called an 'agenda' is a desire to be treated like an 'all men are created equal' type of human being.

Obviously, that can't be it, because all people want to be treated equal and fairly.

 

i've asked some of my homosexual friends, but they won't tell me. Clearly, it's a Top-Secret Homosexual Agenda. i tried to get one to at least tell me when the meetings were, but they must have strong mind control powers over their members, because what must have been a psychological block prevented him from answering by making him laugh until he cried.

 

I considered briefly that the 'agenda' was to trick everyone into being homosexual... but then i remembered rush limbaugh and michael moore and realize no self respecting homosexual would ever want them, so that can't be it.

 

 

So.. what exactly IS the Homosexual Agenda? anyone have a list of goals? maybe a bullet-point type spreadsheet? Something simple, that a simple heterosexual can understand?

 


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In layman's term, it is a nefarious plot to erode our Christian society. These homosexuals want to be able to enjoy our freedoms. Can you believe it? Joint taxes. Shared benefits. Where does the insanity end? The traditional family is a man and a woman and we will not be duped by this same sex marriage propaganda.

 

There is no agenda. People just want to live free and be afforded equality. The homosexual agenda was created by heterosexual men who fear change and hate the things they are not.

Originally Posted by The Nagel:

Could someone explain to me, please, exactly what the homosexual agenda is?

i've heard about it for years, and the only thing i've ever seen that can be remotely called an 'agenda' is a desire to be treated like an 'all men are created equal' type of human being.

Obviously, that can't be it, because all people want to be treated equal and fairly.

 

i've asked some of my homosexual friends, but they won't tell me. Clearly, it's a Top-Secret Homosexual Agenda. i tried to get one to at least tell me when the meetings were, but they must have strong mind control powers over their members, because what must have been a psychological block prevented him from answering by making him laugh until he cried.

 

I considered briefly that the 'agenda' was to trick everyone into being homosexual... but then i remembered rush limbaugh and michael moore and realize no self respecting homosexual would ever want them, so that can't be it.

 

 

So.. what exactly IS the Homosexual Agenda? anyone have a list of goals? maybe a bullet-point type spreadsheet? Something simple, that a simple heterosexual can understand?

 

 

"From what I have observed, they want to take over all the public parks, want everybody to think that their sexual preference in normal, have flags, events, parades, the same privileges of married couples and designated periods to be honored. I personally don't support their lifestyle, think that it is disgusting and morally wrong, but who knows, everybody has an opinion."

You mean, GASP, they want to take over our parks???? Why???  And they want the same privilages as "we" have? Oh my, the humanities!!!  And their sexual preference is not "normal"? You mean they just choose to do those things? So in other words you could wake up tomorrow and decide to be a homosexual? Wow.

6:00 am  Gym 
    8:00 am  Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) 
    9:00 am  Hair appointment 
   10:00 am  Shopping 
   12:00 PM  Brunch

2:00 PM 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments, 2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle, 3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages, 4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels, 5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic *** leadership, 6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and 7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child ****ographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?

Originally Posted by David L.:
6:00 am  Gym 
    8:00 am  Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) 
    9:00 am  Hair appointment 
   10:00 am  Shopping 
   12:00 PM  Brunch

2:00 PM 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments, 2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle, 3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages, 4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels, 5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic *** leadership, 6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and 7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child ****ographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?

 

There are a couple of additional abominations the the same part of the Old Scripture that whoever is in your avatar picture failed to understand : A man should not cut his hair or shave his face.

I commit those same ones myself so I'm not pointing fingers, just sayin'. 

I like ham , shrimp, and catfish so I fall short on a lot of the abominations you can find listed.

Originally Posted by seeweed:

There are a couple of additional abominations the the same part of the Old Scripture that whoever is in your avatar picture failed to understand : A man should not cut his hair or shave his face.

I commit those same ones myself so I'm not pointing fingers, just sayin'. 

I like ham , shrimp, and catfish so I fall short on a lot of the abominations you can find listed.

Heh. That's me in that avatar. I'm down with the 'not cutting the hair' (you DID notice the length, right?) part mostly, but a beard would just irritate the hell outta me.

 

All I'm sayin' is it's kinda hypocritical to state that jesus says to 'accept all' when the scripture plainly states that 'all' cannot be accepted.

 

Once again, it's the equivalent of ~Divide by zero~.

Pup, I get so frustrated on this forum sometimes. I give what I think is a good explanation of some things we read in the Bible, and no one pays attention. I'm NOT saying anyone has to agree, but I have yet to see anyone even admit that SOME people say it's like this: "________".

 

The Bible tells us what God considers to be sins. Things like not honoring our fathers and mothers, things like not giving to the poor, things like yes, homosexuality.

 

Now, the way I look at it, those are God's way of telling us how we should live, as INDIVIDUALS. It is all a PERSONAL message from God. It HAS to be personal, because Jesus said we shouldn't judge others. That is HIS job. Jesus said, "He who is without sin, cast the first stone."

 

So society has NO business judging anyone whose sins do no harm to others. Murderer, thieves, rapists and the like must be kept from harming others, but those who fail to honor their parents or give to the poor, or happen to love people of the same sex, are harming no one so it is our DUTY, given what Jesus said about not judging, to live and let live. In other words, WE are to accept everyone and love them, and God is to judge them for their sins.

 

Pretty simple, huh?

Nice intro David but you were holding back. Here are a complete 24 hours in the life of the homosexual agenda:


8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.

8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.

8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.

8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.

8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.

8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.

9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.

9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."

10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).

10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.

11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.

12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.

12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.

1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and ***** size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maître d' recognizes you from a *** bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.

2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.

3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a ****ographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.

4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.


4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.

6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.

6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.

10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched *** bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.

12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.

Originally Posted by A. Robustus:

Nice intro David but you were holding back. Here are a complete 24 hours in the life of the homosexual agenda:


8:00 a.m. Wake up. Wonder where you are.

8:01 a.m. Realize you are lying on 100 percent cotton sheets of at least a 300 count, so don't panic; you're not slumming.

8:02 a.m. Realize you are actually in your own bed for a change. Wake stranger next to you and tell them you are late for work so won't be able to cook breakfast for them. Mutter "sorry" as you help him look for his far-flung underwear. You find out that you tore his boxers while ripping them off him last night, so you "loan" him a pair of boxer-briefs, but not the new ones because you never intend to see him again.

8:05 a.m. Tell the stranger, whose name eludes you, "It was fun. I'll give you a call," as you usher him out the door, avoiding his egregious morning-breath.

8:06 a.m. Crumple and dispose of the piece of paper with his telephone number on it when you get to the kitchen.

8:07 a.m. Make a high protein breakfast while watching the Today show. Wonder if the stories you've heard about Matt Lauer are true. Decide they must be.

8:30 a.m. Italian or domestic? Decide to go with three-button Italian and the only shirt that is clean.

8:45 a.m. Climb into red Z4 and try not to look too much like Barbie driving one of her accessories as you pull out of your underground parking. Revos or Armanis? Go with Revos.

9:35 a.m. Stroll into office.

9:36 a.m. Close door to office and call best friend and laugh about the guy who spent the night at your condo. Point out something annoying about best friend's boyfriend but quickly add "It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks, just as long as you love him."

10:15 a.m. Leave office, telling your secretary you are "meeting with a client." Pretend not to notice her insubordinate roll of her eyes (or the cloying "poem" she has tacked to her cubicle wall).

10:30 a.m. Hair appointment for lowlights and cut. Purchase of Aveda anti-humectant pomade.

11:30 a.m. Run into personal trainer at gym. Pester him about getting you Human Growth Hormone. Spend 30 minutes talking to friends on your cell phone while using Hammer Strength machines, preparing a mental-matrix of which circuit parties everyone is going to and which are now passe.

12:00pm Tan. Schedule back-waxing in time for Saturday party where you know you will end up shirtless.

12:30 p.m. Pay trainer for anabolic steroids and schedule a workout. Shower, taking ten minutes to knot your tie while you check-out your best friend's boyfriend undress with the calculation of someone used to wearing a t-back and having dollars stuffed in their crotch.

1:00 p.m. Meet someone for whom you only know his waist, chest and ***** size from AOL M4M chat for lunch at a hot, new restaurant. Because the maître d' recognizes you from a *** bar, you are whisked past the Christian heterosexual couples who have been waiting patiently for a table since 12:30.

2:30 p.m. "Dessert at your place." Find out, once again, people lie on AOL.

3:33 p.m. Assume complete control of the U.S., state, and local governments (in addition to other nations' governments); destroy all healthy Christian marriages; recruit all children grades Kindergarten through 12 into your amoral, filthy lifestyle; secure complete control of the media, starting with sitcoms; molest innocent children; give AIDS to as many people as you can; host a ****ographic "art" exhibit at your local art museum; and turn people away from Jesus, causing them to burn forever in Hell.

4:10 p.m. Time permitting, bring about the general decline of Western Civilization and look like you are having way too much fun doing it.


4:30 p.m. Take a disco-nap to prevent facial wrinkles from the stress of world conquest and being so terribly witty.

6:00 p.m. Open a fabulous new bottle of Malbec.

6:47 P.M. Bake Ketamine for weekend. Test recipe.

7:00 P.M. Go to Abercrombie & Fitch and announce in a loud voice, "Over!"

7:40 P.M. Stop looking at the photographic displays at Abercrombie & Fitch and go to a cool store to begin shopping.

8:30 p.m. Light dinner with catty homosexual friends at a restaurant you will be "over" by the time it gets its first review in the local paper.

10:30 p.m. Cocktails at a debauched *** bar, trying to avoid alcoholic queens who can't navigate a crowd with a lit cigarette in one hand and a Stoli in a cheap plastic cup in the other. Make audible remark about how "trashy" people who still think smoking is acceptable are.

12:00 a.m. "Nightcap at your place." Find out that people lie in bars, too.

You have to stop mixing up your own schedule with the one that you meant to post. We are interested in what your day is like.

quote:
  Originally Posted by 4GIVEN:

Jesus teaches us to accept all. 


Hi 4Given,

 

That is very true -- and God loves all of His creation.   Yet, it grieves God that so many have refused His "paid in full" gift of salvation and eternal life -- and have chosen, instead, to deny Him, to deny His Son, and to deny His Written Word, the Bible.  

 

Yes, God loves all and calls us to love all.  But, not all have, by grace, through faith, confessed Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior and invited Him to come into their hearts and be their Best Friend.   Those who have not, though it breaks God's heart -- are still condemning themselves to an eternity, not in His presence, but in hell. 

 

There is no plainer or simpler way to say it.   God offers.  Many refuse.   Those who refuse condemn themselves to hell for eternity.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

quote:
  Originally Posted by JimiHendrix:

I have never understood why so many religions people in the South constantly bash homosexuals. Without them, most churches wouldn't have choir directors. 

Hi Jimi,

 

It is not the Christians in the South, nor the Christians around the world, who are saying that God has declared the homosexual lifestyle to be an abomination -- it is the Bible.   All the Christians are doing is telling you what God has written through the men He chose to inspire.  So, your argument is not with Christians; but, with God -- for He is the One who has condemned the homosexual lifestyle.

 

Chose His way -- and you will have no eternal problems.   Deny His way -- and you are in for an eternity of hurt.  Simple!

 

By the way, you mention choir directors -- are you implying that all musicians are homosexual?   Boy, talk about "open mouth, insert foot!"   My Friend, this time you have outdone yourself.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

The Bible says that our bodies are God's temple, and we are to treat our bodies accordingly. Not just in sexual matters, but in the foods we eat and lifestyle. So according to the way Bill thinks, anyone who chooses to overeat, smoke, or not get enough exercise is choosing to NOT do God's will, And if Bill believes homosexuals who continue to live as homosexuals will go to Hell, then so will smokers and overweight people.

 

Of course you know I think he's as wrong as wrong can be. Anyone who believes "once saved always saved" the way Bill does ahould be able to also see that even after we accept Jesus, we are all still sinners. Each time a saved Christian chooses to sin, (and all of our sins are by choice), they are choosing not to live by what God has told us. So if a homosexual chooses to continue loving someone of the same sex, he/she is no different from any other sinner.

Hmm...Jennifer usually ignores my posts, but because she rolled her eyes this time, I'm assuming she read it and has misunderstood what I wrote.

 

So, let me clarify: What I am saying is that if Bill is consistant in his beliefs, he HAS to believe that EVERYBODY is going to Hell. Now, I know that Bill is NOT consistant, that he picks and chooses Bible verses and then misinterprets them to back his agenda and glorify HIMSELF. But all of YOU know that too.

 

What *I* am saying is that no matter WHAT our sins are, I think if we believe and ask for forgiveness, we will be forgiven, and that all sins are created equal. And that as long as we are not harming anyone else, our sins should be left between the sinner and God because they are nobody else's business.

quote:   Originally Posted by O No!:

Hmm...Jennifer usually ignores my posts, but because she rolled her eyes this time, I'm assuming she read it and has misunderstood what I wrote.

 

So, let me clarify: What I am saying is that if Bill is consistant in his beliefs, he HAS to believe that EVERYBODY is going to Hell. Now, I know that Bill is NOT consistant, that he picks and chooses Bible verses and then misinterprets them to back his agenda and glorify HIMSELF. But all of YOU know that too.

 

What *I* am saying is that no matter WHAT our sins are, I think if we believe and ask for forgiveness, we will be forgiven, and that all sins are created equal. And that as long as we are not harming anyone else, our sins should be left between the sinner and God because they are nobody else's business.


 Hi O,

 

You are right that all people are sinners; we Christians are no exception.   However, you must also remember that we Christians are "forgiven sinners."   Why do I say that?  Because when a person becomes a Christian believer -- he/she is indwelled by the Holy Spirit, sealed until the day of redemption (death or the Rapture), and attributed (imputed) the righteousness of Jesus Christ.  That says that we have repented and are forgiven.  Of course, daily we should be asking forgiveness for all of our sinful failures; for we do continue to sin -- although it should never become a lifestyle.

 

The difference between a Christian believer and a person who lives an "active" homosexual lifestyle -- is that the homosexual has been told by God, in the Bible, that that lifestyle is NOT acceptable to God -- yet this person is snubbing his/her nose at the Word of God and, against its teachings -- by living the abominable lifestyle.

 

Are my writings and my beliefs consistent?  Yes, that is one thing you cannot deny.   I am a sinner; but, I am a sinner who has confessed Jesus Christ as my personal Lord and Savior -- and who does my best to life a good Christian lifestyle.   I am consistent in saying that anyone who purposely lives the homosexual lifestyle although God has condemned it -- is not a Christian.  He/she may call themselves Christians, or whatever they want to call themselves -- but, they are not Christian -- for they actively live a lifestyle which is an abomination to God and unnatural, according to God's Word.

 

O No, are you denying God's Word and saying that God is wrong? 

 

You imply, in your writing above, that you support Homosexual Marriage.  Do you also support adultery, murder, and stealing?   If not, why choose to support one anti-God lifestyle -- and not others?

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

Originally Posted by David L.:
6:00 am  Gym 
    8:00 am  Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites) 
    9:00 am  Hair appointment 
   10:00 am  Shopping 
   12:00 PM  Brunch

2:00 PM 1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local Governments as well as all other national governments, 2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle, 3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages, 4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels, 5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent love slaves for our devotedly pederastic *** leadership, 6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and 7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for the exclusive use of child ****ographers.

2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial wrinkles from stress of world conquest

4:00 PM Cocktails

6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)

8:00 PM Theater

11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?


ok.. i haven't read past here yet, but it's going to take a lot to top this.... this was an Epic Win.. this is so full of win it boggles the mind.

pure beauty....

Originally Posted by Jennifer:

You mean, GASP, they want to take over our parks???? Why???  And they want the same privilages as "we" have? Oh my, the humanities!!!  And their sexual preference is not "normal"? You mean they just choose to do those things? So in other words you could wake up tomorrow and decide to be a homosexual? Wow.


i know, right? the wife better watch herself now, or i'll go g a y on her for revenge..

 

as for the parks.. meh, they can have most of em. most are filled with whiney college kids and love sick school girls anyway... and dog muffins*... no loss there...

 

*idiot filter tripped on the word p o o p. these people are seriously stupid.

Last edited by The Nagel
Originally Posted by Bill Gray:
 

O No, are you denying God's Word and saying that God is wrong? 

 

 


i'm pretty sure that what she was saying is that it's God's job to make declarations about any punishments.

 

even tho we can look up on-line, or go down and physically read all the laws on the record in the city of florence, it doesn't give us the authority to enforce those laws on other people.

 

just because God directed the writing of a few rules that any of us can read, doesn't give us the authority to enforce them on other people. AT BEST, we can say ' hey.. you know what the bible says about that right?" and then let it go.

 

there's a line or three in there about spreading his word... there is nothing about becomeing God's Gestapo.

 

no matter how desperatly you wish otherwise, mr. gray, God neither wants nor needs your assistance as Hall Monitor.

 

 

Hey they have came along way.

They get their own parades. Get their own flags. They get their own special laws.

Got people like Barney Frank to represent them. They have got their own *** TV.

You know how ticked off my mom off was when she found out Rock Hudson was ***.

Even stole my Aunt ***'s name. Ruined a lot of perfectly good songs. Try singing that

your happy and *** on the west side of Las Vegas.

Heck they don't even get stoned to death anymore. What more could they want?

 

Skippy

Originally Posted by Bill Gray:
quote:
  Originally Posted by JimiHendrix:

I have never understood why so many religions people in the South constantly bash homosexuals. Without them, most churches wouldn't have choir directors. 

Hi Jimi,

 

It is not the Christians in the South, nor the Christians around the world, who are saying that God has declared the homosexual lifestyle to be an abomination -- it is the Bible.   All the Christians are doing is telling you what God has written through the men He chose to inspire.  So, your argument is not with Christians; but, with God -- for He is the One who has condemned the homosexual lifestyle.

 

Chose His way -- and you will have no eternal problems.   Deny His way -- and you are in for an eternity of hurt.  Simple!

 

By the way, you mention choir directors -- are you implying that all musicians are homosexual?   Boy, talk about "open mouth, insert foot!"   My Friend, this time you have outdone yourself.

 

God bless, have a wonderful, blessed day,

 

Bill

Here is one that you seem to forget: "Thou shalt not lie." - God

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