I am speechless http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/articel/20070327/NEWS/703270334/1007 And this girl is not old enough to enter a casino.
Original Post
Replies sorted oldest to newest
quote:Originally posted by bluesmann:
goodness, I have to get my eyes check before I post a site http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20070327/NEWS/703270334/1007
quote:It doesn't happen Church, but it must happen in Alabama somewhere, unless there is something in the water. There are Maternity hospitals in Alabama, I hope.
Not in this lifetime. Bluesman presented this thread titled, "This don't happen in Alabama, no, no, no" and that sentence is a direct response to Bluesman. I will continue to express my opinion in this roomful of strangers. It is the only way we will ever get to know each other.quote:Originally posted by NashBama:quote:It doesn't happen Church, but it must happen in Alabama somewhere, unless there is something in the water. There are Maternity hospitals in Alabama, I hope.
I think these random words strung together are meant as an insult, but I'm not sure how.
If you're from Alabama and have something negative to say, you can do so. If you've never set foot in the state, STFU.
quote:Originally posted by NashBama:quote:It doesn't happen Church, but it must happen in Alabama somewhere, unless there is something in the water. There are Maternity hospitals in Alabama, I hope.
I think these random words strung together are meant as an insult, but I'm not sure how.
If you're from Alabama and have something negative to say, you can do so. If you've never set foot in the state, STFU.
quote:Not in this lifetime. Bluesman presented this thread titled, "This don't happen in Alabama, no, no, no" and that sentence is a direct response to Bluesman. I will continue to express my opinion in this roomful of strangers. It is the only way we will ever get to know each other.
quote:Originally posted by that smart chick:
The girls in the article really aren't that pretty. But, the girls at the Huntsville Hooters aren't that pretty (or busty), either.
Newsflash to all the guys - the girls in Playboy are all air brushed! I know, you still think that they are nice to look at, but I bet that 70% of them are somewhere between "not pretty" and "average" and only 30% or less are "pretty" to "____________"(speechless, drooling man with his tongue hanging out ). Look at the most famous of Playmates. OK - Stop Looking! Now - think about the photos you've seen of them without make-up and good lighting and all that. Uh-huh... that's what I thought. Now go be nice to your wife, girlfriend, mama, or some other REAL female.
quote:Originally posted by that smart chick:quote:that smart chick,
Say what,
Did I tell you happy birthday the other day, anyway HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
huh?
When Alabama and Arizona Become part of DIFFERENT nations, I will accede to your demand, IF you will promise to never Criticize what goes on in Iran, Iraq, Portugal, Africa, Or New York, California, Wisconsin and Georgia.quote:Originally posted by NashBama:quote:Not in this lifetime. Bluesman presented this thread titled, "This don't happen in Alabama, no, no, no" and that sentence is a direct response to Bluesman. I will continue to express my opinion in this roomful of strangers. It is the only way we will ever get to know each other.
I've never been to Arizona, so I really have no say in how the state is run or how the people there want to live. That's because I'm not knowledgeable about the state to have an opinion.
I grew up in Alabama and both sides of my family have lived in the Shoals for generations. I still call it my home state because I'm proud of where I'm from. I take personal offense to someone who has never set foot there trying to express an opinion about what goes on there or it's people. Again, until you've lived here, you have no place to criticize what goes on in Alabama.
Unclegus, It's ok. I am not an outsider. I am every bit as much an American as you or NashBama. He seems to be offended because I did offer some advice on legalizing gambling or creating a state lottery in Alabama. It's about the only local issue I have touched on, unless you consider Christianity, or Presidential Politics Local issues.quote:Originally posted by unclegus:
Nashbama, I am with you on this subject. I don't really know what the subject is but I don't appreciate an outsider judging me because of my origin or status!
quote:When Alabama and Arizona Become part of DIFFERENT nations, I will accede to your demand, IF you will promise to never Criticize what goes on in Iran, Iraq, Portugal, Africa, Or New York, California, Wisconsin and Georgia.
quote:It doesn't happen Church, but it must happen in Alabama somewhere, unless there is something in the water. There are Maternity hospitals in Alabama, I hope.
NashBama I have never intended to insult Alabama, though I have intentionally attempted to insult you. I am very sorry that you don't comprehend the meaning of the statement in question, It was in direct response to the title of the thread. The reference is to the article that says pretty girls attract the attention of the Publishers of Playboy Magazine. I truly believe that happens everywhere, even in Alabama. It probably happens in church, if the Publishers of Playboy Magazine are in attendance. I wonder if their fertile imaginations have ever come up with the Idea of a "pictorial" on the girls of Sunday School? That might offend even me.quote:Originally posted by NashBama:quote:When Alabama and Arizona Become part of DIFFERENT nations, I will accede to your demand, IF you will promise to never Criticize what goes on in Iran, Iraq, Portugal, Africa, Or New York, California, Wisconsin and Georgia.
Technically, we're in the same country. However, Alabama and Arizona are worlds apart. Different environment, different culture, different way of life. You said...quote:It doesn't happen Church, but it must happen in Alabama somewhere, unless there is something in the water. There are Maternity hospitals in Alabama, I hope.
I have no idea what that is supposed to mean, it's poorly written. The only thing I can make of it is that someone who has never been to Alabama is trying to insult the state where we live. A quick way to make a Southerner mad is when an outsider insults their home. For future reference, don't respond to local or state topics, it's not your place.
NashBama, My Family comes from Virginia, my ancestors have been a major part of the growth and expansion of this nation. I have relatives in Alabama. I am a distant relative of Charles Henderson. http://www.nga.org/portal/site/nga/menuitem.29fab9fb4ad...CM1000001a01010aRCRDquote:Originally posted by NashBama:
You should try to word your posts more carefully then, the statement that started this thread was poorly written.
You do not understand Southern culture. Southerners take great offense to outsiders criticizing their hometowns or home states. My "worlds apart" statement is not an insult, it's a fact and your post proves it. I can only speak for myself, but as a Southerner, I believe in minding your own business. What goes on in Arizona and how the people want to live there is your business, what goes on in Tennessee where I live or Alabama where I'm from and my family lives is my business. Just because we're in the same country doesn't mean you have the right to criticize or comment about where we live. Like I said, we're worlds apart.
quote:Like it or not NashBama, you and I are citizens of the same nation, and have every right in the world to try to make any part of it better
quote:Originally posted by lookn2it:quote:Originally posted by that smart chick:
The girls in the article really aren't that pretty. But, the girls at the Huntsville Hooters aren't that pretty (or busty), either.
Newsflash to all the guys - the girls in Playboy are all air brushed! I know, you still think that they are nice to look at, but I bet that 70% of them are somewhere between "not pretty" and "average" and only 30% or less are "pretty" to "____________"(speechless, drooling man with his tongue hanging out ). Look at the most famous of Playmates. OK - Stop Looking! Now - think about the photos you've seen of them without make-up and good lighting and all that. Uh-huh... that's what I thought. Now go be nice to your wife, girlfriend, mama, or some other REAL female.
And then Reason entered the door thinking with her head(yes, the one attached to her shoulders). Just another great comment from a truly smart chick! (At this point, I am standing applauding you!)