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Are you kidding?

Blues feeds kittens Tabasco sauce.

He kicks giraffes.

He tells old people it's Tuesday when it's August.

He once threw a bottle of water to a drowning man.

He generates CO2 just to spew into the atmosphere. Freon, too.

He did perform a miracle, once. He made a blind woman lame.

Blues spits on newly washed cars. He returns stale girl scout cookies. He once put a chicken on a preachers dishwasher.

He eats fried okra with ketchup.

He's a scalawag of the First Water.


DF
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Originally posted by DeepFat:
Are you kidding?

Blues feeds kittens Tabasco sauce.

He kicks giraffes.

He tells old people it's Tuesday when it's August.

He once threw a bottle of water to a drowning man.

He generates CO2 just to spew into the atmosphere. Freon, too.

He did perform a miracle, once. He made a blind woman lame.

Blues spits on newly washed cars. He returns stale girl scout cookies. He once put a chicken on a preachers dishwasher.

He eats fried okra with ketchup.

He's a scalawag of the First Water.


DF


I bet he is not a Christian hater either.
Hi all,

Fried okra is a delicacy of the first order -- and never should be desecrated by adding anything. The one thing I hate about Southern California is that there are no restaurants which serve fried okra.

Last week, at our church fellowship, a Filipino lady brought okra. She had sliced it right -- but, cooked it wrong. She boiled it! I told her she needs a good lesson in Southern Soul Cooking.

A second delicacy is the banana sandwich -- banana sliced and placed on bread, add peanut butter and mayonnaise (actually I prefer salad dressing) -- and you have a sandwich fit for a Southern king.

After all this drooling; it is time for me to go eat.

Y'all come back now, ya heah?

Bill

SOME THINGS WE NEVER OUTGROW!

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Very true thread, Blues Big Grin That's why I try not to let anything not worthwhile enough or important enough to affect my positivity! Big Grin

I hope you've had an awesome day!

Oh, and on the Okra; I can eat it just about any way it's cooked. I really like pickled okra too! hehe... I prefer it, though grown in the garden in the backyard. Big Grin hehe

~Amanda
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Originally posted by Appalachian American:
I eat fried okra with ketchup also. Great post Blue's!


Fried okra with ketchup...??? NOT even accidentally...!!

Boiled okra...? I had a friend that would not eat boiled okra in the face of starvation...when I finally ask him to tell me about his aversion to boiled okra he said, "Shoot, I don't want anything that can swallow faster than I can..." Wink
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Originally posted by blue's:
Something I read:

Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset, or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back. And never regret anything that made you smile.


A "companion" thought, I believe from Chinese philosophy, "He who angers you controls you."


Wise words, my friend.

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