around their ankles
with mindless psychobabble
and explosive flatulence
with a dribble
by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
and his coach
like Harlem Globetrotters
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when they are
writing crazy stories
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about their basketball
game that ended
with thunderous dunks
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and much applause
from happy fans
and boo's from
grouchy moody mamas.
The result was
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that it didn't
change the score
but did create
some comic relief
in the showers
while people were
looking through peepholes
and giggling uncontrollably.
'til someone squirted
soap in my
one good eye
so now I
squint when i
giggle. That reminds
me of Porky's
Pig when he
r..r..r...recl...recl laid down
with his Petunia
just sitting right
next to the
Rocky Mountain oysters
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so he wouldn't
hurt his nuts
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