I've seen this on other message boards and they're usually pretty funny. The way it works is I'll start a story with three words. Someone else continues it with three more and it will just keep going from there. Remember, you can only use three words and you can't reply to yourself. Let's see where this goes.

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I've seen this on other message boards and they're usually pretty funny. The way it works is I'll start a story with three words. Someone else continues it with three more and it will just keep going from there. Remember, you can only use three words and you can't reply to yourself. Let's see where this goes.

One day, I...


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One day, I went to the parade in downtown Florence without my glasses but managed to see the biggest, ugliest car full of redneck beer drinkers following a float decorated like a six pack with Skynyrd blaring from a replica of a hound. Everyone passed out drunk with their pants on, thank God. Rednecks on parade will embarrass their next of kin, they keep coming but they don’t know why they’re always tempted to act like a bunch of psychopathic bored forum lurkers, who have nothing else to do. Rednecks are so loud and proud, but are loyal to their drinking and to their southern hillbilly attitudes. They also love their pickup trucks, guns, and coondogs. If you mess up and say, “That your Momma?” you will be immediately introduced to someone who looks like their face was hit by a bluesman bus that’s traveling toward the nearest Hooters. Hooters was closed because of a protest by the National Association of Flat Chested Broads founded by Hillary Clinton and her husband Bill’s harem, Extremely Desperate Housewives. The Bluesman bus and its followers headed back to home, but not before stopping at Dandy’s Package Store to exchange their empty wine bottles for full bottles

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