An aside, someone once told me to look at a picture of myself ten years ago. Then remember that when the picture was taken I probably thought I was a hag. True. Now, think about how you'll feel about your 44 year old self when you're 54. Enjoy today!
Vick, imax said "run ugly run", which made me think of the the line "run, Forest, run" from Forest Gump. So I played with another Gump line - "stupid is as stupid does" by saying "Jen-nay, ugly is" & was hoping for "as ugly does". Scary, ain't it? But I think PuF has had all the Gump she can stand for a lifetime. So, now that that's clear as mud...

IF YOU MIX...
TIME OUT--- and this may sound morbid, but it's also funny 6 years removed.
Hubby got new recliner (i got a new rocking chair). Recliner was a luxury model with massage, heat, storage arms, etc.
First time he sat in it, he leaned back with remote in hand, of course, and said "Ahhh, this is great! I could die happy in this chair."
Well, i don't know if he was happy, but he did die in the chair... with the remote in his lap.
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Originally posted by (aka)PuckerupFrog:
TIME OUT--- and this may sound morbid, but it's also funny 6 years removed.
Hubby got new recliner (i got a new rocking chair). Recliner was a luxury model with massage, heat, storage arms, etc.
First time he sat in it, he leaned back with remote in hand, of course, and said "Ahhh, this is great! I could die happy in this chair."
Well, i don't know if he was happy, but he did die in the chair... with the remote in his lap.


PuF...All the men are thinking "man, what a way to go". Smiler
See what did I tell you about poetic justice! Waiting for the LUM to go in the hang glider.

Remember I told you what he said the night I told him I had the apartment rented and was moving out? He loved my check (I was an insurance agent). He sat down heavily in his recliner, sighed, looked sad (I had been wondering if indeed I wanted to break up the children's home) and said, "Well, I guess I won't get my hang glider!"

Epiphany time! It was, indeed, time to go!
Yeah, then he married the w i t c h from h e l l.
My brother in law and father in law went to feed the cows in front of his house and the new wife was mowing the yard on a riding lawn mower in a thong bikini a couple of years ago (she is waaaay older than any of us and about 275 lb now). The brotherinlaw said his very conservative father didn't say a word, neither did he, until they came back and the father looked at him and said, "Son, let this just be between us!"
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on a riding lawn mower in a thong bikini a couple of years ago (she is waaaay older than any of us and about 275 lb now).



at that size wouldn't any bikini be a thong bikini?



thats just gross Big Grin

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