down not out
in a puddle
of my own
of pee pee (can you say that on here?)
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or even worse..
Just my luck...
it was mud
allover my behind
and what a..
nice set of
hooters you have
oh, you like?
I mean eyes
yes, yes, eyes!
The better to...
ogle you with
peeking around the
window shade and
witnessing the unthinkable
lovers intimately entangled
but not with
each other shockingly
they were with
taking turns with
the pool boy
Raoul is yummy!
Let me explain.....
ohhh,please do!
a tough job
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but not so
unbelievable when you
try something you
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have always wanted
what is that?
Well, it starts
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with a good
up and down
Operative word - GOOD!
and alot of
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nice slow fun
under the boardwalk
except the sand
blows in your
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places that are
hard to reach
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but you can
get someone else
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that is very
on there heads.
or very nimble
with their fingers
or curly monkeytoes
to help you
too much friction
heats things up
need baby oil
to increase thrusting
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sounds like a
funny dirty movie
starring Ron Jeremy
and Jenny McCarthy
with a lame
horse named Seabiscuit
whom needed TLC
and lotsa oats
(i recently read Jeremy's autobiography. it's pretty good.)
(i recently read Jeremy's autobiography. it's pretty good.)
to sew around
the world with
needle and thread?
Yow...sounds painful
some like pain
others give it
without regretting who
doesn't like it
don't want it
Yes you do!
Tell me why......
cuz it's true
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A little pain
to those who
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who might like
eating razor blades
rather dive into
big feather bed
into your arms
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no pain there
but when you
sit up and
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take notice of
the aspirin bottle
that is empty
you start to
pick up a
very strange vibe
that something is
mainlining the Bayer
and that means
got a headache
not tonight, dear
well then, when?
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As the mood
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