metabolize for love
but will for
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her very big
zweiback, that happens
to be her
favorite snack food
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when she has
her teeth out
She does enjoy
a big hunk
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of cheese that
can be constipating
but only if
she forgets to
drink grape juice
<my favorite snack - anyone remember "hanker for a hunk of cheese"?>
<my favorite snack - anyone remember "hanker for a hunk of cheese"?>
before he gets
the last glass
with the lipstick
clearly imprinted on
the crystal stem
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that was not
produced fully leaded
yet had beautiful
curves and had
Big giant boobs
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that were not
fake at all
I shat bricks.
So feeling better
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until those little
boogers started to
show up in
my nostrils with
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which she can't
dig out with
shovel or tweezers
because it's gooey
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and to far
down the windpipe
to reach with
around their ankles
with mindless psychobabble
and explosive flatulence
with a dribble
by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
and his coach
like Harlem Globetrotters
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when they are
writing crazy stories
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about their basketball
game that ended
with thunderous dunks
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and much applause
from happy fans
and boo's from
grouchy moody mamas.
The result was
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that it didn't
change the score
but did create
some comic relief
in the showers
while people were
looking through peepholes
and giggling uncontrollably.
'til someone squirted
soap in my
one good eye
so now I
squint when i
giggle. That reminds
me of Porky's
Pig when he
r..r..r...recl...recl laid down
with his Petunia
just sitting right
next to the
Rocky Mountain oysters
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so he wouldn't
hurt his nuts
which are tiny
compared to Godzilla
who's a girl
impersonating a dragon
because she lusts
for fiery philanderings
instead of burnt
hair from candles
and satanic verses
from naughty nurses
chanting terrible curses
and hoping that
not one cat
would saunter by
and it's life
or all nine
lives on the
fence and howls
meows and purrs
like it's 1999
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