bad dream time
Taciturn (Guest)
that can be
a REAL nightmare
when somebody's knocking
and does not
take time to
let you open
a can of
roasted mixed nuts
Taciturn (Guest)
that will make
silly rodent jokes
instead of talking
with forked tongue
and singing Kumbayah
while roasting weiners
quote:Originally posted by *PuckerupFrog*:
while roasting weiners
and yummy marshmallows
on different sticks
from spaghetti trees
[On April 1, 1957 the British news show Panorama broadcast a three-minute segment about a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. The success of the crop was attributed both to an unusually mild winter and to the “virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil.” The audience heard Richard Dimbleby, the show’s highly respected anchor, discussing the details of the spaghetti crop as they watched video footage of a Swiss family pulling pasta off spaghetti trees and placing it into baskets. The segment concluded with the assurance that, “For those who love this dish, there’s nothing like real, home-grown spaghetti.” ]
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/Hoaxipedia/Swiss_Spaghetti_Harvest/
[On April 1, 1957 the British news show Panorama broadcast a three-minute segment about a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. The success of the crop was attributed both to an unusually mild winter and to the “virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil.” The audience heard Richard Dimbleby, the show’s highly respected anchor, discussing the details of the spaghetti crop as they watched video footage of a Swiss family pulling pasta off spaghetti trees and placing it into baskets. The segment concluded with the assurance that, “For those who love this dish, there’s nothing like real, home-grown spaghetti.” ]
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/Hoaxipedia/Swiss_Spaghetti_Harvest/
when the harvest
of bountiful linguine
was hauled away
for the feast
at the next
Pasta Fazool Festival
in their underpants
on a horse
with no name
and no address
stays at YMCA (with PR and Howard)
while Village People
make a return
of macho men
In The Navy
or the army
wearing funny clothes
Acting like someone
from another world
yet fun to
watch them and
mimic dance moves
like funky chickens
and moonwalk like
Michal used to
when he was
a lot younger
and more 'Manley'
but now he
just sits there
waiting for a
breakthrough in dermatology
and a nose
job that he
would look human
,but now he
looks like a
experiment gone wrong
. Speaking of experiments...
have you seen
what happens when
you mix a
big harvey wallbanger
with funky music
and plenty of
noise making friends
enjoying a striptease
from rodents extraordinaire
(I dunno - sleepy or something)
(I dunno - sleepy or something)
drinking all kinds
of fruity drinks
and showing off
the simple things
that are small
to most giants
feeling like a
massive tree trunk
that towers above
the bitty critters
with bitty pieces
of candy and
and assorted bits
, befuddling bodacious Baby-Boomers
and puzzled posters
baffling other posters
sitting in the
chair and posting
and part-time posing
in front of
God and everybody
wearing only my
sunglasses and flipflops
because I lost
shaker of salt
some people say
a woman is
lonely and tired
but will bounce
back with fierce
determination to persevere
<yay-ah >
<yay-ah >
and go on
to kick someones
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