After everyone sobered
and said "huh?"
"where am I?!"
"Who are you?"
WHere's Jimmy Neese?
At the commission
rehab center for
all of us
needed to detox
allysmom (Guest)
before getting back
with the Hootergirls
moma Neese leading
quote:Originally posted by smurph:
moma Neese leading
Jimmy wrong way
Jimmy retires forever
so we thought
but just like...
a Hooter's girl
with an IQ
equal to her
shoe size-6
,the donknowmuch commission
appointed her to
allysmom (Guest)
lead the discussion
she came up
allysmom (Guest)
put on her,
Lauderdale Airport Commission
so the saga ends.
-- not another one . . .
just shoot me
BANG! The End.
But,,one wind
blows through the
allysmom (Guest)
bus windows and,
quote:Originally posted by bluesmann:
monkeys went wild
after Redneckin singer
got on top
of the bus
but didn't sing
Gitarzan this time
what a pity
Should have let
Trace and Toby
or either one
Unfortunately it didn't
stop for TaterSalad
but did for
hotpockets and bacon.
pass the rolaids.
Don't forget to
thank your lucky
For all the
<I was going for thank your lucky...stars, Uncle G, if that did not seem to make sense - can't you read my mind?! >
good times and
good times and
monkey filled bus!
Toby and Trace
yelled "Hey, yankeewitch,...
whadda doing down
here hanging from
the monkey bars
bars for monkeys?!?!?
and witches fly
Darlin', come on
<'cause you know country boys always say darlin' >
<'cause you know country boys always say darlin' >
let's go to
the back of
the world’s largest
rock and roll
Barndance and Barbeque.
We'll have singing
and some dancing
and lots of
hootin' and hollerin'
dont forget the
camera in case
cause who knows
who will make
a complete fool
laughing her ? off
to the limit
one more time...
and then we
get out "Twister" !
and play naked
allysmom (Guest)
with Toby and Trace.
and curled toes!
allysmom (Guest)
Oh, what fun,
dirty little girls
can I play
allysmom (Guest)
Are you good?
some may say
That I am
but being bad
is much better
in the shadows
than being good
When I was
was bad i
took off my
pretty pink bra
You need to
put it back
In the drawer
Once I did
i discovered i
couldnt find my
mmmmmm......cant type now
get you hands
out of your
mutant ninja turtles
and onto your
little black backpack
allysmom (Guest)
and then get
your mind outta
the clogged gutter
and back on
Times Daily Forums
Why do we
keep this going?
allysmom (Guest)
Because its fun?
What did you
get addicted to
back when you
What? Why? When?
Why did you leave out Who? and Where?
I thought you
was a frog?
My panties are
here we go
seems we have
too much time
allysmom (Guest)
We all need
a good stiff
oh my my
no, not that
cooling, blowing breeze
like sunny's granny
good, stiff breezes
from an anus
singes the hair
off of Mott
and his pubic
with "L" inserted
.Keeping it clean
it's too late
well, i'm trying
let's all try
to be good!
Would that be
trying or being?
I am not
being dirty today
are you sure?
It's beautiful outside
allysmom (Guest)
I wish it
would rain soon
because I need
allysmom (Guest)
the garden watered
and pollen settled
allysmom (Guest)
before we all
start to think
sunnygirls into pink
allysmom (Guest)
Reckon she likes
the color pink
Blue is not
allysmom (Guest)
one of Sunnygirls
[B]favorite colors. What
allysmom (Guest)
do you think
I like lilac
I like all!
so wear black.
and enjoy it all
quote:Oh my my
can we boogie?
until the sun
sets or rises.
I wish it
was already Friday
don't like weekends
Don't like weekends???
love weekends-Flea Markets!
weekends=no school.
son gets bored.
allysmom (Guest)
I love payday
I wanna have
a play day!!
allysmom (Guest)
Lets all take
a long nap
ima great napper.
Sleep all day
hump all nite
Are you Mott?
Time to get
allysmom (Guest)
off the bus
Massage my back
bathroom is needed
allysmom (Guest)
grab a quick
bottle of lotion
, suntan lotion, naturally
,WP Richardson called
what are you
what the weekend
will bring,but
if it rains
allysmom (Guest)
it will spoil
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