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While grieving the loss of his long-time girl friend and sipping his Blue Ribbon at a picnic table beside a tumble-down honky-tonk  just outside Elijay, Georgia, the late and lamented Nashville song writer, Phoebus Whipsnade, inspired by the "song" of locusts (cicadas) in a nearby grove, in a moment of inspiration penned these mournful and  immortal lines:

 

Listnin' to the locusts,

So lonesome and blue.

Listnin' to the locusts.

And thinkin' dear of you.

Listnin' to the locusts, 

And wondering where you are.

Listnin' to the locusts and hangin' on the bar.

 

Lost love and drinking--the stuff of country music!

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Originally Posted by Contendahh:

While grieving the loss of his long-time girl friend and sipping his Blue Ribbon at a picnic table beside a tumble-down honky-tonk  just outside Elijay, Georgia, the late and lamented Nashville song writer, Phoebus Whipsnade, inspired by the "song" of locusts (cicadas) in a nearby grove, in a moment of inspiration penned these mournful and  immortal lines:

 

Listnin' to the locusts,

So lonesome and blue.

Listnin' to the locusts.

And thinkin' dear of you.

Listnin' to the locusts, 

And wondering where you are.

Listnin' to the locusts and hangin' on the bar.

 

Lost love and drinking--the stuff of country music!

Terrible lyrics, blow hard. Quit pretending to be a music writer.

Originally Posted by CaptainCrusader:
Originally Posted by Contendahh:

While grieving the loss of his long-time girl friend and sipping his Blue Ribbon at a picnic table beside a tumble-down honky-tonk  just outside Elijay, Georgia, the late and lamented Nashville song writer, Phoebus Whipsnade, inspired by the "song" of locusts (cicadas) in a nearby grove, in a moment of inspiration penned these mournful and  immortal lines:

 

Listnin' to the locusts,

So lonesome and blue.

Listnin' to the locusts.

And thinkin' dear of you.

Listnin' to the locusts, 

And wondering where you are.

Listnin' to the locusts and hangin' on the bar.

 

Lost love and drinking--the stuff of country music!

Terrible lyrics, blow hard. Quit pretending to be a music writer.

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Oh, CC, you have vastly underrated my talent.  You should also be aware that I have written the world's shortest rap song.  For your enjoyment:

 

"I don't listen to none o' that rap

'cause I think it's all just a bunch of crap."

Originally Posted by Contendahh:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrusader:
Originally Posted by Contendahh:

While grieving the loss of his long-time girl friend and sipping his Blue Ribbon at a picnic table beside a tumble-down honky-tonk  just outside Elijay, Georgia, the late and lamented Nashville song writer, Phoebus Whipsnade, inspired by the "song" of locusts (cicadas) in a nearby grove, in a moment of inspiration penned these mournful and  immortal lines:

 

Listnin' to the locusts,

So lonesome and blue.

Listnin' to the locusts.

And thinkin' dear of you.

Listnin' to the locusts, 

And wondering where you are.

Listnin' to the locusts and hangin' on the bar.

 

Lost love and drinking--the stuff of country music!

Terrible lyrics, blow hard. Quit pretending to be a music writer.

____

Oh, CC, you have vastly underrated my talent.  You should also be aware that I have written the world's shortest rap song.  For your enjoyment:

 

"I don't listen to none o' that rap

'cause I think it's all just a bunch of crap."

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But you did try to write the above rap song. What's next, one gray cream

style cornroll on the back of your eroded neck. No condung, you can't be

a black thug president of anything.

Inchoate post from Jack Flash:

 

"But you did try to write the above rap song. What's next, one gray cream

style cornroll on the back of your eroded neck. No condung, you can't be

a black thug president of anything."

 

Jack, get help soon. Look in the Yellow Pages under "Psychiatrists" or Mental Health Counselors."

 

One more thing:  I did not merely try to write that rap song; I actually did write it, as anyone with a normal brain can see.  If I had only tried, it would not be there.  But your failure to see that obvious thing is only one more symptom of your abnormal brain and ERODED mentality, which are in far worse condition than my neck.

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