1. I am not a politically correct. Never have been and never will be.
2. I am not affiliated with any political party, civic group, social network, etc. I believe in arresting everyone equally.
3. If you create your own problems, because of your use of drugs, alcohol, greed, games, scams, etc, don’t come to me expecting to receive a sympatric ear. Grow up and deal with it yourself. if you can't deal with it,move to another state, country and excercise your rights there.
4. If you lock your keys in your vehicle, TOUGH! Call a locksmith. If you can’t find a locksmith, get a hammer, window punch, large rock, or similar device.
5. Pistols permits would be a minimum of $ 50.00 annually.
6. If you do something wrong, my friends and I be wearing body armor and come knocking on your door, morning, noon, nights, week days, weekends and holidays, except for Mother’s Day, when we will be paying your momma a visit too looking for you.
7. Some offenders do not deserve a second chance. The problem should be terminated immediately.
8. For those offenders who think they deserve a second chance, take two extra steps.
9. I am not associated with any of the “politically correct churches” in the area nor do I desire to be.
10. I don’t like Swamp John’s fundraisers
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