Turkey Killing Fowls Sarah Palins Interview

How do you think the bird makes it to the Thanksgiving table? By committing seppuku?

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I am so hungry now.

wow, that looks like a very inefficient way to kill the turkeys

Maybe we can get Obama into a inner city abortion clinic.

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Originally posted by Howard Roark:
How do you think the bird makes it to the Thanksgiving table? By committing seppuku?

Really? We know Palin enjoys talking turkey, I didn't know she enjoy talking turkey while killing turkeys.

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Really? We know Palin enjoys talking turkey, I didn't know she enjoy talking turkey while killing turkeys.

1. She didn't kill any turkeys in that video.

2. It's a turkey farm, that's what they do. It's either they kill them, you kill them, or you become a vegetarian and eat tofu.

I do interviews on a regular basis, I have for years. The very first thing I look at when establishing a shot is lighting. The second is background.

That photog, reporter, producer, everyone there knew exactly what was going on behind her and did not stop the shot. A tighter shot, a slight turn, or simply asking the guy to give them 2 minutes would have solved the problem.

So the video doesn't make Palin look bad as intended, it makes the photog and reporter look like amateurs.

Palin does not dare eat any turkey. In her case, that would violate the law against CANNIBALISM!!

Believe me, the place Palin choose for her turkey pardoning tradition is decidedly not any kind of mass production turkey farm. That place is to a modern turkey farm what a donkey cart is to a Mercedes!

If this is bad then yall should have seen my great aunt kill chickens in her back yard. This is nothing.

Yep. Grandma used to swing their little necks around until they broke.

course for cattle there's always this method:

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Where's my knife and fork when I need it!

I still remember my great aunt slapping a hog on the skull with an axe handle in order to kill it.

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Originally posted by Phoenix Rising:
Maybe we can get Obama into a inner city abortion clinic.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Good stuff!

PALIN LIED TURKEYS DIED!

Those turkeys just experienced a Black Swan.



Can we order a turkey from that farm?

Can anyone explain what that contraption does? I don't get it. It looked like the turkey thrashed around for quite awhile before it died.

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2. It's a turkey farm, that's what they do. It's either they kill them, you kill them, or you become a vegetarian and eat tofu.

I think I'll be having the tofu this Thanksgiving. Thank God Chinese restaurants are always open on American holidays.



Please don't eat me

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Originally posted by MarianLibrarian:
Can anyone explain what that contraption does? I don't get it. It looked like the turkey thrashed around for quite awhile before it died.

Marian, like a funnel shaped device where the turkey's head is exposed thru the bottom. They probably then cut the turkey's head off and the blood will drain out, it is similar to the automated devices used in chicken slaughter as well, except those typically are electrified and the chickens hang by their feet. The elctric shock supposedly kills them or stuns them. The primitive Alaskan turkey killer contraption probably prevent the turkey from clawing and scratching at the butcher.
If you grew up on a farm you probably have seen a chicken killed so it was not that traumatic for most of us.

Ok, the first time I watched it it looked like the turkey still had a head when he pulled it out, but I guess not. Now I see that there is a trough for the heads and such under the funnel.

So they are not plucked from the turkey tree?

Interesting, I had just read that Alaska is the only state not having wild turkeys... They may be too smart for her.

Here's another one...

"Members of PETA, after viewing the video...fowled themselves."

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Originally posted by FirenzeVeritas:
Interesting, I had just read that Alaska is the only state not having wild turkeys... They may be too smart for her.

You mean its the only one of the 58 states to not have wild turkeys.Yep,Obama is alot smarter than her.

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Originally posted by FirenzeVeritas:
Interesting, I had just read that Alaska is the only state not having wild turkeys...

Alaska makes up for that little lack by being a huge importer of Wild Turkey.

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Originally posted by Eye-gor:

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2. It's a turkey farm, that's what they do. It's either they kill them, you kill them, or you become a vegetarian and eat tofu.

I think I'll be having the tofu this Thanksgiving. Thank God Chinese restaurants are always open on American holidays.



Please don't eat me

I just hope the waiters can sing the songs right. You`ll shoot your eye out kid!