In the last few days in this forum I have noticed many posts by two new kids on the block (both joined on the same day) extolling the virtures of a local blog. I have to confess I was intrigued and took a visit. I now know what I will have to do.
In time I may become unable to form my own opinion. Luckily, all I have to do is visit this blog and there will be one there waiting for me.
When I arrive I will have to but read a sentence, or maybe two, and I will be spoonfed a mixture of misinformation and opinionated rhetoric until my diminished psyche raises it shield of sensibility in self defence. But no, I shall read on. What was once but a trickle will become a torrent of sensless ramblings and thinnly veiled synicisim rammed down the throat of what used to be an independent free thinking individual. When I am filled to capacity with this transplanted swill I will return to this forum.
But you, my friends, will know. You will begin to see my posts in every catagory, every thread, each accompanied by a link to this insidious blog. And then you will know.
I would pray that when this happens, some benevolent member of this forum would come to me and lead me to some green meadow, or perhaps a babbling brook, and quitely end for me my suffering by any means you may see fit. I would also beg that he/she upon completion of my execution cover my vile repugnant carcass with the bended boughs of sycamore and hickory. I entreat my friend to saturate my funeral pyre with some flammable liquid and ignite the disgusting mound. And if I might impose,I would ask that my benefactor remain until my repulsive cadever is consumed so that no innocent woodland creature become infected by its consumption. Go then, my blessed companion. Return to your home, and feel no remorse. You will have done no wrong. You have but swatted a fly. You will have ended the suffering of a poor mindless idiot who didn't even realize he was miserable.
Please my friends do not be seduced by this monument of misinformation, this eden of opinionation.Resist, Resist......................................resist
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