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P ^PuF^Old Faithful
How about some whackiness?

After feasting on homemade chili i really wish there was a small microchip that could be implanted in my jaw that could be preset for a certain amount of calories over a given set of time.
Example---1,500 calories a day for 2 months.

While eating it would give periodic warnings (audible only to the wearer) such as "200 calories to go before daily shut down."
When you reach your 1,500 daily (24 hour) intake your jaws automatically clamp shut as though they are wired. They release when the 24 hour time period is up and you start over with the 1,500 calorie a day limit.

now, pass the rolaids
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A computer diagnostics program for people. I guess you could hook it up to your "exhaust" to check emissions output and there could also be a fluids analysis. Once you get your results it could give you a printout of what supplements you need and whether or not you need to seek medical treatment. This could be tied into an online superstore that would automatically place needed supplements and medications into a shopping cart for easy checkout.
HD Hound Dog BluesPost Master
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Originally posted by stupid people suck:
A spouse remote.This would be good for when you get tired of the BS you could hit the mute.


SPS , that was a good one. now here's a little humor.

One day this man was at home. At the same time his wife was banging on the front door yelling for him to let her in and the dog was at the back door barking to be let in. So the man just went to the back door to let the dog in and the dog quit barking. He didn't bother the front door. LOL !!!!!! Big Grin
HD Hound Dog BluesPost Master
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Originally posted by tbarnes39:
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A gauge for a gas grill so that you don't have to run out while cooking or pick the tank up and check the weight.


They already have them. Check any BBQ Grill shop. Sticks to the side of your tank.


Tbarnes39 , here's a good one for you. Now this is true in real life. One day when i was working my boss asked me to take a customer's gas grill tank down town to have it filled. When i picked it up to put it in the van i thought it was kind of heavy. i got down there had it filled up. He asked how much was it. I said $1.39. He could not believe it was that full. LOL !!!!!!!!!!
P ^PuF^Old Faithful
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A computer diagnostics program for people. I guess you could hook it up to your "exhaust" to check emissions output and there could also be a fluids analysis. Once you get your results it could give you a printout of what supplements you need and whether or not you need to seek medical treatment. This could be tied into an online superstore that would automatically place needed supplements and medications into a shopping cart for easy checkout.

That is a great idea!
unclegusunclegusOld Faithful
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Originally posted by Yo Brotha from anotha Motha:


A gauge for a gas grill so that you don't have to run out while cooking or pick the tank up and check the weight.


If you keep a spare tank full of gas, then you can use all the gas out, change tanks, then you can fill the empty geting your full money's worth out of each tank.
Unlike home delivery that sells gas by the gallon, grill tanks are filled by weight. many times people will take a tank in to excange or to fill that has not run completely out, you still pay the full price. I figure the 30 dollars for a spare tank is cheaper than over a period not useing all the gas out of your tank.
KindredKindredOld Faithful
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Originally posted by tdreader:
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Originally posted by (aka)PuckerupFrog:
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A computer diagnostics program for people. I guess you could hook it up to your "exhaust" to check emissions output and there could also be a fluids analysis. Once you get your results it could give you a printout of what supplements you need and whether or not you need to seek medical treatment. This could be tied into an online superstore that would automatically place needed supplements and medications into a shopping cart for easy checkout.

That is a great idea!


I think I saw one of these on a late night info-commercial. 5 easy payments.
It was interesting but I didn't care for the demonstration.
Plus if you act now, you will receive absolutely free a snap on device that will check you front and rear end alignment. Cool



ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

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