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Mitch Hedberg was a fantastic comedian!

"I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. 'Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide.'"

"I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill..."

"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."

"I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
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When I was young and super thin, I was on some occassions compared to Elizabeth Taylor. As I grew older (the operative word being grew), people began telling me I looked like the woman on Designing Women. I at first thought they meant Annie Potts, since I do sound somewhat like her character. Alas, then I realized they all meant Delta Burke!
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When I was young and super thin, I was on some occassions compared to Elizabeth Taylor


My paternal grandmother use to tell me i was beautiful and that i looked like Liz Taylor, then always added "you look just like me when i was your age."
The Patty Duke look did meld into a Liz look when i darkened my hair and added extra eyemakeup, but instead of violet eyes my eyes are teal and they change with what i'm wearing.
....Like the others, those look-alike days were many years ago.

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