If the Sprinkler system would have gone off on the Deck.....Would it have saved the entire area?....or could it have made it too where the deck was repairable?....I hear they have a updated sprinkler system at Hooters...Something us construction workers need to check out...might give us some usefull info to pass on to consumers during a job estimate,,,,just a thought......
lol that is right KS, they do think with that part of their body dont they? hehe

And my ex thought I was the grand "B"!

I went to school with a girl that came in telling us that her mom caught her dad cheating so she waited till he went to sleep and superglued his penis to his stomach! lol now that is revenge!!
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Originally posted by jcharr:
Could have been worse, she could have nailed it to a stump, set it afire and give him a rusty, dull razor blade. Now that would bring a tear to the eye. OUCH!




Ladies Please!!! Remove these evil thoughts from your minds! LOL
"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

Ex-Wife..."Awww honey, I guess I couldn't hear you with that TV blaring so loudly and you slurring like that, you mean that wasn't a blowtorch you were asking me for?"
He was watching TV and naked, right? And it was only his penis she set fire to, right?
Well, if he was flaccid wouldn't the fire have burned more than just his penis?
That leads me to believe he was unflaccid while watching TV and chugging the vodka. And that makes me wonder just what he was watching.
Scenario as i see it.....he was sitting there nekkid, drinking, and watching naughty stuff on TV when (ex)wifey caught him with a boner and it ticked her off.
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Originally posted by (aka)PuckerupFrog:
He was watching TV and naked, right? And it was only his penis she set fire to, right?
Well, if he was flaccid wouldn't the fire have burned more than just his penis?
That leads me to believe he was unflaccid while watching TV and chugging the vodka. And that makes me wonder just what he was watching.


Scenario as i see it.....he was sitting there nekkid, drinking, and watching naughty stuff on TV when (ex)wifey caught him with a boner and it ticked her off.


A pasty, pudgy, hairy, drunk, naked, middle aged Russian watching T.V. Lovely. I don't blame the woman.
So what did he do ? Did he just set there and let her do it ? If there is a lit match even getting close to that area, there's going to be a scuffle, I'd be moving awful quick ! The article didn't mention any kind of struggle like an argument or anything. Maybe it was one of those bondage moments gone wrong !
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As the commercial says, it sounds like what might happen “after 4 hours” and no one calls the doctor


and the part about loss of vision.....i haven't found it yet, but somewhere in there is a joke pertaining to the old "do it" and go blind saying.

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