Christians-believe that there was once absolutely nothing, and nothing happened to nothing until a magic man that was always here, one day, for no reason whatsoever, played in the dirt and that dirt turned into a man. Then, for some reason, instead of making another "dirt person", he stole a bone from his first person and made a "bone person". Thinks atheists are silly and foolish for not believing the completely absurd and unrealistic story he believes and calls his "religion". Yep!