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Your wife says, 'Good morning Bob', but your name is Bill

You get a call from the IRS about your tax return and hear the whole IRS office in the background laughing at your replies.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles

You help your girlfriend put on her bra, but get it backward---only to discover it fits her better that way.

You walk into your office to find a 60 Minutes News crew waiting for you.

You call a suicide prevention hot line, and they put you on hold.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

You meet a blind date for dinner and it turns out to be your ex-wife.

You come home from work and discover your mother-in-law has just moved in with you.

You call your answering service to get your messages and they tell you it's none of your business.

You wake up to discover your water bed broke, then remember you don't have a water bed.

You wake up and decide to put on the clothes you wore to last nights party only to discover there aren't any.

Your thirty year old child moves home to live with you, along with her eight kids.

You post a thread asking for advice and get 300 new topics on how it's Bush's fault!
"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness"-Joseph Conrad
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Originally posted by alacharger:
Your wife says, 'Good morning Bob', but your name is Bill

You get a call from the IRS about your tax return and hear the whole IRS office in the background laughing at your replies.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles

You help your girlfriend put on her bra, but get it backward---only to discover it fits her better that way.

You walk into your office to find a 60 Minutes News crew waiting for you.

You call a suicide prevention hot line, and they put you on hold.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

You meet a blind date for dinner and it turns out to be your ex-wife.

You come home from work and discover your mother-in-law has just moved in with you.

You call your answering service to get your messages and they tell you it's none of your business.

You wake up to discover your water bed broke, then remember you don't have a water bed.

You wake up and decide to put on the clothes you wore to last nights party only to discover there aren't any.

Your thirty year old child moves home to live with you, along with her eight kids.

You post a thread asking for advice and get 300 new topics on how it's Bush's fault!


Good one Alacharger!!! Now these WOULD make for a bad day!!! Only other thing is that you wake up to the News telling ya that come Monday, Hillary is putting in her bid for the Presidency... Razzer
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Originally posted by Kindred_Spirit:
<snip>You post a thread asking for advice and get 300 new topics on how it's Bush's fault!


Good one Alacharger!!! Now these WOULD make for a bad day!!! Only other thing is that you wake up to the News telling ya that come Monday, Hillary is putting in her bid for the Presidency... Razzer[/QUOTE]
I disagree, it will be a Bad Day when someone reports Tha Hillary won the Democratic nomination for President, AND IT IS ALL BUSH'S FAULT.
Ed, Hillary DID announce on today's news that she was putting her bid in for Presidency Monday, and if she does win, it WILL be Bush's fault, as well as Cheney's because of their mistreatment of Americans... People who normally would not vote Hillary will do so to make the change AWAY from Bush or anything or anyone who has anything to do with his Administration.

Gosh, I also was amazed at the recap this morning (OFF TOPIC) about how very many of Bush's people have been arrested and convicted these last six years... I was just shocked... although we all heard it case by case, the recap was startling!!!!

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