Your wife says, 'Good morning Bob', but your name is Bill
You get a call from the IRS about your tax return and hear the whole IRS office in the background laughing at your replies.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
You help your girlfriend put on her bra, but get it backward---only to discover it fits her better that way.
You walk into your office to find a 60 Minutes News crew waiting for you.
You call a suicide prevention hot line, and they put you on hold.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You meet a blind date for dinner and it turns out to be your ex-wife.
You come home from work and discover your mother-in-law has just moved in with you.
You call your answering service to get your messages and they tell you it's none of your business.
You wake up to discover your water bed broke, then remember you don't have a water bed.
You wake up and decide to put on the clothes you wore to last nights party only to discover there aren't any.
Your thirty year old child moves home to live with you, along with her eight kids.
You post a thread asking for advice and get 300 new topics on how it's Bush's fault!
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