You Know You Are A Red Neck

LOL!!!!!

6.Say things like"it's raining as hard as a fat cow pi**ing on a flat rock" My hubby's favorite saying.

ROTFL I like that one. Sorta miss watching The Beverly Hillbilles. But I have picked up Green Acres. TheSwindleMaster

You have more than one dog under your front poarch..

You met your wife at a family reunion....

True one here---
The first half hour of any first date is spent comparing relatives to make sure you're not out on a date with a cousin you've never met.

Great job here. Listening to Flatt and Scruggs Bluegrass now!
YOU ARE A REDNECK IF YOU THINK CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM A BROWN COW!

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YOU ARE A REDNECK IF YOU THINK CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM A BROWN COW!

it doesn't?

When your barbeque grill has its own personal name.

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Originally posted by SwindleMaster2007:
1. You have family reunions in the middle of the grocery aisle at Wal-Mart.
2. You honk your horn on Cox Creek Pky at everyone you know and have ever knew.
3. Your typical dog house in the back yard has 20 rooms.
4. There are atleast 8 people living in a 3 bedroom house.
5. AND LAST OF ALL YOU DRIVE A FORD 4X4 and keep 3 buckets and 4 rods and reels in the back of your truck.
You heard it here! TheSwindleMaster

SwindleMast , I have one more to add to the list.

6. You're a redneck if you have 3 dogs laying on the hood of your car for an alarm system.

Obviously, chocolate milk comes from black and white cows.

If you walk with your kid to school everyday because your in the same grade.

hey tdreader, your talking about the redneck channel.

talking about antique tractors, did you see the combine demolition derby the other night.

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Originally posted by puckerupfrog:

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YOU ARE A REDNECK IF YOU THINK CHOCOLATE MILK COMES FROM A BROWN COW!

it doesn't?

OMG!! I about fell off the tolite laughing!!!

I'll be a suck egg mule. You might be a redneck if you have 4 T Vees and only 2 work.Or you have an old not working monitor next to your puter desk.

You might be a Redneck if you think loading the Dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You plan your family reunions around the annual showing of the Walking Tall trilogy.
You can tell your age by the number of rings in your bathtub.

...if you have ever gone snipe hunting ~ you might be a redneck. If you held the bag ~ you might be really gullible!

You look for a birthday card to "Uncle Dad".

You fight with your 10 year old for the Redman pack.

Your truck is cleaner than your table.

A big night out is beer and hot dogs on the good picnic table.

The dog sleeps on the bed and the kids on the floor.

Your kid knows the name and stats of every major league baseball player but can't tie his shoes.

you have more tattoos than teeth.

...if all your wall ornaments have antlers.

If you cut your lawn and find a lost car !

...if your monogrammed towels say:
His'n and Her'n

you might be a redneck if you go ghostchasing with a shotgun

When you do your Christmas shopping at the Marlboro Country Store.

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Originally posted by UnderContract:
...if your monogrammed towels say:
His'n and Her'n

Or worse yet "Motel 6".

If... you and your teenage daughter get into a fight because you just found out your both dating the same guy.

If... you've been married to three different men and still have the same in-laws.

If... Your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the end.

If... you get stopped by a state trooper and when he ask "Do you have an I.D.?" you say "Bout what?"

You have to bush hog the path to your bathroom.
The tires on your house have dry rotted.

If you have 2 tv's. One on top of the other. One for sound and one for the picture.

You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.


You've ever made change in the offering plate.



The fifth grade is referred to as your senior year.

If your outdoor funiture used to be your indoor furniture.

If you have ever climbed a water tower to defend your sisters name...........lol

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Originally posted by fhantom309_35660:

If you have ever climbed a water tower to defend your sisters name...........lol

Haha! This sounds as if you are speaking from experience!

If you think Possum is "The other white meat"

If you think subdivision is part of a math problem

If you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines"

If you think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.

If someone asks to see you ID and you show them your belt buckle

If you think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night

If you think the French Riviera is a foreign car

If you think taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen

If you believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law

If you say winder instead of window.

Yep, Tac,,,,and what about over "yunder"..not yonder, but "yunder"..lol

And don't forget when someone says "leastliest" or "mostliest"

Joy - post the link to the hillbilly ninja. He says, "That's a Ninjee chop rychonder!"

Ha!!! I forgot about rychonder!! Good one, UC..

We who are Alabamians born and bred, all have a little redneck in us so I say this with the utmost respect for Lynard Skynard:

...if you've yelled 'FREEBIRD!!!' at a concert while holding a lit lighter aloft.