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“You Might Be A Muslim”

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You might be a Muslim

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes,
You might be a Muslim

If you have more wives than teeth,
You might be a Muslim

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean,
You might be a Muslim

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide,
You might be a Muslim

If you can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against,
You might be a Muslim

If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You might be a Muslim

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs,
You might be a Muslim

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You might be a Muslim

If your cousin is president of the United States,
You might be a Muslim

-Jeff Foxworthy

http://americannews.com/jeff-f...it-on-muslims-video/

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