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Monster, you knew that below the waist thing was dangerous, huh? You scared FOR him?

I am working too much, it skews the way you see body parts. I went into a room last night and guess what body part was staring at me? Through poo? A very active penile implant. On an inactive man.

See why my mind is crooked today?

I love men's backs, and their hands, for real. Just the way they look. Clunky fingers aren't pretty. (This is so unfair, I have small hands myself. I'm ashamed I feel that way).
Bless you Vick. Bless you and all the others who deal with the sick and the injured because Lord knows I could not do it. My daughter knew when she was little that if she were bleeding, call somebody. Call anybody, because if I saw it I was out cold. Imagine the day we were at the pool: she busted her chin open, her tongue came out the bottom (I had no idea that could happen) and I passed out cold. Poor lifeguard!!!

So, bless you and thank you!!
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mandomama, that is a mighty keen observation! But, what if those are all $1 in his wallet? Or folded up credit card bills! LOL


Yeah, with my luck it would be a big bag of Wintergreen Chew!!

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n my line of work a bulging back pocket may actually BE a body part. Ewwwwww.


LOL!!! We have many a gross and disgusting biology lesson over dinner at our house. Talking bodily functions is the norm. Every night the kids ask, "So, Dad, what did you do at work today?" And then he gets to tell what part he cut open or off.
This is perfect !!!! No teeth, bad teeth, forget it. If they don't bother to keep their teeth clean, can you imagine what the other, unseen, parts are like.........uuuuugggggghhhhhh

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Originally posted by Kindred_Spirit:
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Originally posted by DixieChik:
The eyes first then the smile -- if you have no teeth I'm not interested....then the chest...legs are great too...oh, I like it all...Smiler


I have to agree with you 100% on this take!!!!

After all that you said, I would then research the personality and character.
I promise you, if I ever get anybody who thinks I'm just flat out gorgeous it's this: One eye goes one way - one goes the other, they have teeth missing or one tooth right in the middle of either top or bottom gum, and they have a mental condition. Walk with me through a store sometime. I don't know where they come from.
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We're ruined. Don't know if it's nursing or the time I spent in Pathology but I'd hate to have to date again.
I've had co-workers who dated people that asked them out when they were patients, and I always crack up. its not like we don't know what all is wrong with these people. and these co-workers of mine act like they got a real prize.

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