Your Eyes Only, Which Body Parts Do You Look At First

FatNoMoHall of Famer

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Originally posted by that smart chick:

I look at ears. You have to have clean ears. Stuff coming out of the ears is nasty. Get a Q-tip. Get two.

Uh, I'll be right back, y'all - I gotta make a quick run to CVS . . .

6/23/0711:15 AM

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vick13Old Faithful

You know the old story that Elvis would make his henchmen check out the girls at the gate clamoring to get into Graceland. If their toenails were dirty they didn't make the cut. I'm afraid to guess what that was all about.

6/23/071:36 PM

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SeaweedPost Master

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Originally posted by vick13:
You know the old story that Elvis would make his henchmen check out the girls at the gate clamoring to get into Graceland. If their toenails were dirty they didn't make the cut. I'm afraid to guess what that was all about.

Used to live across the street from him, never heard this.

6/23/074:19 PM

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vick13Old Faithful

Did you hear the white panties thing? How come I always hear the weird stuff?

6/23/075:09 PM

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FirenzeVeritasOld Faithful

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Originally posted by vick13:
Did you hear the white panties thing? How come I always hear the weird stuff?

Yes, Vick, I read that. It seems as a young boy he once saw two little girls fighting on a playground in Tupelo. It was his first glimpse of undies, and forever after he preferred white knickers. At least it was better than what Hitler preferred.

6/24/073:34 AM

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